Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Security Guard

Some fungus gnats have been spotted spray painting unwholesome things on morning ink drop mushrooms in over-watered pots. While we believe they are just confused kids exploring their boundaries, the gartment aparden has taken on a night watchman. We think that the headshots he included with his resume are perhaps better suited for an actor than a security guard, but nevertheless we are happy to have him on board.

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